So this is THE dog. Shes kinda cute, kinda ugly. Her hair is the texture of a brillo pad mixed with twine. Her saliva is the consistency of cake batter and she spends WAAY more time then I care to see licking herself. She smells like a combination of orange essence and a wet dog. Her hobbies include snuggling with the kids on the couch and playing fetch after a serious game of Tug O' War. Shes a superstar at holding her bladder. The ONLY place she will sleep is between me and Zach on the bed. If he and I attempt to snuggle together she climbs on top of us and stares at us until we move apart. Her favorite food is Lucy's sugar cubes but shes perfectly willing to eat the "dog food soup" Lucy creates for her each day with water and dog chow. She shreds stuffed animals like paper but has yet to lay a tooth on Lu's precious "Lamby"- as though she can sense its special. She enjoys watching other dogs on TV and gets irate when she sees a cat. She absolutely stinks at walking on a leash to the point you would think she has some sort of brain damage the instant a leash is strapped on. There is something about that 4 foot strap of nylon that makes this dog get completely ridiculous (and in turn, us the same).
So there she is. A wire haired Jack Russell Terrier. You may recognize her as the dog who appears in the current Ragu commercials.
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